hi.
I'm Alex.
I'm married.
I belong to the United States Army.
I might be a nerd at heart.
I think I'm a lot cooler than I actually am.
That akward moment when...
- Spc: Have you ever seen anyone get shot in the heart? It's weird.
- Me: No, I can't say I have.
- Spc: Hollywood has it all wrong, blood goes everywhere and they just stop.
- Me: Holy shit! where the fuck did you see that?
- Spc: (90 seconds of pure silence with a few sighs, accompanied with a change of topic)
- Me(thought bubble): I think he just told me someone close to him was shot in the heart
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